Fill in the blanks...and continue a football story

[faddy the blue]

Lets just take a break from all we discuss and play this game...all we need to do is to fill the blank and the next person can continue it and so on..........


I'll go first..


Once upon a time there was a poor old man named " Mark Hughes " ____________



continue it lads..

 

[Goat]

He was a cnut.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

One day this cnut was standing in the queue waiting to sign on when.....

 

[McBain]

he was arrested for bigamy because once when he was in the states...

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

He married a pre-op Transsexual named Barbera.....

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Torres and during their honeymoon he found out that (s)he

 

[Goat]

Liked to stick eels up his anus...............

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

electric ones that enabled him to do the hilarious 'uncle fester trick', it was during such a peformance in the hotel bar that he realised......

 

[Number_25]

Lescotts mother-in law's brother. One day Sheik said...

 

[Dylan]

Sorry to disrup the 'free-flowing' nature of this thread, but it is not Everton related and is...

/Moved to the Ale House

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

as you were.....

electric ones that enabled him to do the hilarious 'uncle fester trick', it was during such a peformance in the hotel bar that he realised......

 

[Number_25]

Sorry to disrup the 'free-flowing' nature of this thread, but it is not Everton related and is...

/Moved to the Ale House

YOU MESSED IT UP!!!

MURDERER!

CLOSE THREAD.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

so did you , continue

electric ones that enabled him to do the hilarious 'uncle fester trick', it was during such a peformance in the hotel bar that he realised......

 

[FC Brugge]

so did you , continue

he'd left his wallet in his elephant.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

he'd left his wallet in his elephant.

patterned boxer shorts complete with trunk, but.....