RussianRebel
Player Valuation: £50k
yeah my bum is nice alrite. And yours to ? I doubt it.arsed?
yeah my bum is nice alrite. And yours to ? I doubt it.arsed?
yeah my bum is nice alrite. And yours to ? I doubt it.
Wassup m8 Azul im not gay and i also wear no kilt, but im bi sexual and love lady gaga.
Wassup m8 Azul im not gay and i also wear no kilt, but im bi sexual and love lady gaga.
You want my user name? You sure about that?
You're obviously a sadist as my madz skillz are going to rape your very being. I'm sexual. I'm the tits. I'm f*cking A.
My finishing ends people, it really does. While you're probably just pushing a few buttons and scoring similar goals with similar technique, I'm punishing every single opposition I face. I don't even need half chances, I need no chance as I make the [Poor language removed] happen. Boom. From nowhere. You haven't seen these things before, I'll need you to sign a waiver before you play me so when you inevitable freak out and are induced into a deep depression you aren't going to try and sue me. Even if you did, my lawyer was the muse for the guy who wrote LA Law, so it's no thing.
I can sense your fear, and it's well placed.
Is that an yes Chica? Would you wear your kilt for me?All good sweetie. How's you lid?
Is that an yes Chica? Would you wear your kilt for me?
Only just bought it and i am awful at it. Add me if you want though. BBIMV is my well thought out name.
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