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[ijjysmith]

??? No idea what your on about.



Noones forcing you to post Lad. Apologies if I missed it first time round dude.

I'm only messing champ.

 

[Bundy]

I don't like Landon Donovan, there I said it. His hair is far too thin on top.

 

[RFUS]

I don't like Landon Donovan, there I said it. His hair is far too thin on top.

His fod is also disproportionately big. It would be for an elephant.



It only adds to his charm though.

 

[neonleon]

Time of year again...what do you want this year?

I'd love a new camera bag, another pair of Onitsuka Tigers and to go see Tron Legacy when it comes out.

Yous?

Season of love to all mankind, or great festival of consumerism. [Poor language removed] the giving what do I want?

I suppose we can put the community celebration, the ancient fire festival and the baby jesus in the landfill along with last years unwanted presents.

But don't listen to me mate, I'm a cynic.

It started when Santa misplaced my Christmas list.

 

[McBain]

Season of love to all mankind, or great festival of consumerism. [Poor language removed] the giving what do I want?

I suppose we can put the community celebration, the ancient fire festival and the baby jesus in the landfill along with last years unwanted presents.

But don't listen to me mate, I'm a cynic.

It started when Santa misplaced my Christmas list.

You need some Xmas love matey!

Buy yourself something nice!

 

[neonleon]

You need some Xmas love matey!

Buy yourself something nice!

Its the giving apparently, like oral sex.

 

[ricardobee]

I finally got my own back for christmas shopping. I took my mrs to 8 pubs without having a drink, then went back to the first pub for a pint

 

[teppic]

Surely Christmas presents are for kids.

Good company and good alcohol makes a good Christmas for me. The older you get the more you appreciate this is what it's all really about.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Time off with my family.







Oh, and class a drugs and strippers.

 

[McBain]

Surely Christmas presents are for kids.

*kicks Teppic out of thread for not bringing any prezzies.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I don't give presents.

I don't recieve presents.

Makes it so much easier.

 

[McBain]

I don't give presents.

I don't recieve presents.

Makes it so much easier.

Stop stealing Christmas you monster.