Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Show us your feet @Disgruntledgoat , there is no shame in flaunting your feeties
Welcome home Bungle xThat and the fact he'll have his toe up his sisters minge in the photo will be a dead giveaway.
With shapely feet, though I say it myself.
Show us your feet @The binman chronicles .Well I didn't think things could get any weirder than Everton being unbeaten after 7 games and scoring the most goals in all of Europe but congratulations you just did it.
Feet! Feet! Feet!No way am I providing tonight's fap material for you mentalists
Feet! Feet! Feet!Spurty: "why have I been permabanned at least three times?"
Also Spurty: "think I'll just do it all again"
That and the fact he'll have his toe up his sisters minge in the photo will be a dead giveaway.
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