Tony Hibbert.
Every time he plays there is that niggling wonder if he might score. It's folklore like that which is keeping the spirit of the game alive ffs.
Plus he's actually a decent defender.
No seriously, he's not our most talented player, but he's probably my personal favourite. He possesses a talent that 99.9% of the league don't any more: tackling.
Will never be able to forgive him for his performance in the FA Cup final. He was and is absolute sh1te against anyone with a hint of pace. He's better than Neville though.