Father TW's pre-match prayer thread

[Mrtallywacker]

Good day blue brothers and sisters.
Feel free to post prayers before each game to aid our team.
Failing that, incoherent, fingers crossed, wear the same undies as the last match, psychobabble will suffice.

John 16:23-24
In that day you will ask nothing of me. Truly, truly, I say to you, whatever you ask of the Father in my name, he will give it to you. Until now you have asked nothing in my name. Ask, and you will receive, that your joy may be full.

God bless.

 

[Goat]

God isnt real.

 

[kev]

Amen

 

[Mrtallywacker]

God isnt real.

Nonsense, I saw his son David Icke on the telly!

 

[ste d' indica]

And lo God said unto the corinthians of Walton, smite thee the kopites, whereever they lurk, hang thee one, and then another and another, aside the blue river, and rejoice in thine righteousness.

Here endeth the lesson.

 

[Bluerover]

St Jude is the patron saint for hopeless cases Hope we don't need him

 

[tommye]

Nonsense, I saw his son David Icke on the telly!

Post of the day.


Hallelujah Father
Rejoice, for he is great

 

[RomanReigns]

John 3:16 - "For God so loved the Everton that he gave his one and only Richarlison, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but will avoid relegation"

 

[Groucho]

God isnt real.

If he is, he certainly doesn’t like us blues.

 

[DualityNSNO]

If he is, he certainly doesn’t like us blues.

God is no Friend of Everton?

 

[liamefc91]

Please everton. Turn up.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

If he is, he certainly doesn’t like us blues.

Not true my son, we could have all been born Kopites. Good Lord, just imagine being one of those cringey bar stewards.
We are truly blessed.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Post of the day.


Hallelujah Father
Rejoice, for he is great

Welcome to the Kingdom of heaven my son.

God bless you.

 

[tommye]

Welcome to the Kingdom of heaven my son.

God bless you.

And you also Father ?

 

[DanB90]

Someone recited a beautiful passage before we played Newcastle and I believe it got the job done.

Kev1:01

Come on Everton, bum them, make a shitti mess of their arses

Amen