Farting

[JimmyJeffers]

Jesus …. What were you watching ?

‘Getting Rogered 2’

Can’t say I saw the first one so will watch that before going to the cinema.

 

[Rita_Poon]

‘Getting Rogered 2’

Can’t say I saw the first one so will watch that before going to the cinema.

 

[DavidH]

I'm a 48 year old man who still finds farting far too funny. I'm actually crying here reading some of these stories.

Its not just the sound though, its the reactions of the innocent bystanders.

Jesus has the one on the left eaten Jacob Rees Mogg?

 

[Bluebonic]

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Dropped Mr F at work this morning. We left at 6.25 am on what was a distinctly chilly County Durham morning. It required heat in the car. At approximately 6.35 am he dropped a silent but very deadly one. It was vile. Eggy drains is the best description I can come up with. I nearly choked for the rest of the journey. Mr F looked very pleased with himself as he owned up and his ' bye, see you later' at 6.45am seemed a lot chirpier than usual.

 

[Rich1878]

Dropped Mr F at work this morning. We left at 6.25 am on what was a distinctly chilly County Durham morning. It required heat in the car. At approximately 6.35 am he dropped a silent but very deadly one. It was vile. Eggy drains is the best description I can come up with. I nearly choked for the rest of the journey. Mr F looked very pleased with himself as he owned up and his ' bye, see you later' at 6.45am seemed a lot chirpier than usual.

At first I thought you meant you dropped a Mr.Fart at work

 

[JLW]

Dropped Mr F at work this morning. We left at 6.25 am on what was a distinctly chilly County Durham morning. It required heat in the car. At approximately 6.35 am he dropped a silent but very deadly one. It was vile. Eggy drains is the best description I can come up with. I nearly choked for the rest of the journey. Mr F looked very pleased with himself as he owned up and his ' bye, see you later' at 6.45am seemed a lot chirpier than usual.

*Doffs cap to Mr F