Grim Weeper
Player Valuation: £225k
This is it. Run the club well. Get the business right, stop paying for managers that left ages ago, stop buying washed up players that don’t obviously fit into a team.
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Wonder if this clown could spend ome money to try help the club and promise these bums he's bought staying up bonuses. Could do worse with his money, a lot worse actually.
Moshiri is pulling out, his secret mission to destroy the very soul of Everton nearly complete.
Hopefully the club is next up for sale
Azza
Player Valuation: £80m
Welcome Mike Ashley.
Probably run the horse punching inbreds better than Moshiri has ran us.
Edit: oh yeah, he once appointed Joe Kinnear and gave Alan Pardew a 7 year contract
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
I’d be a bit disappointed if the Liver Buildings didn’t open up and really be some Russian missile launch pad though. Moshiri there in his polo neck jumper like Dr Evil.
After spending £500m in the last 6 years we're actually in a worse state now than we were before Moshiri came in.
There’s no “probably” about it.
DaChunk
Player Valuation: £25m
This could mean 2 things:
A) He has been hit hard by the Russian sanctions and needs liquid cash asap.
B) He is selling up and off.
Or both I suppose.
AussieToffee11
Player Valuation: £8m
Probably both - albeit, I suspect it is likely A.
Interesting predicament if he tried to sell us over the next month with relegation hanging over. Would he take a 20% hit to exit straight away, or does he roll the dice, hope we stay up and sell in the Summer at a better rate?
You'd think if it was Usmanov/sanction related, then he will just have to sell ASAP, which would mean taking a solid hit.
Thankfully he converted so much of the debt/loans he has previously given into shares 12 months ago. Means our balance sheet is relatively clean for any new owner/investor.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Trying to sell it before Kopites burn it down
The ringmaster is leaving the circus
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