Facile car stickers

[Davidoff]

'The only tool left in this van overnight is the apprentice'
Always makes me chuckle that one

 

[SerenityNigh]

Leave it on by all means mate; just don’t let me find it parked in Morrisons car park.

Morrisons is a long drive for me, even as a Yank, so I'll probably swerve that.

But if I ever see someone has slit my tires I know where to look.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Found on a car parked outside my house. What is with people?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Absolutely anybody who feels the need to convey any message on their personal car via the medium of stickers needs a thorough examination doing of their hard drive IMO.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

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Hope you run out of screen wash

 

[Tigger]

*I want to show how individual I am so I'm using this sticker I bought from a shop ... I'm pretty sure it's the only one there is, so I'm unique.

The puns are good at time, but get old with a 2nd viewing. The best stuff is scrawled in dirt.

An absolute gift was when I noticed, at a festival, that my mates van had a red that finished CLO so naturally I added WN into the dirt and felt pretty pleased with myself. It was still there 4 months later.

A mate of mine had his van sign written up with 'Handy Al, no job too small' in red. I of course got some red insulation tape and changes all the H's for R's, took him weeks to notice.

 

[sdk]

*I want to show how individual I am so I'm using this sticker I bought from a shop ... I'm pretty sure it's the only one there is, so I'm unique.

Seems uncharitable to read them that way when often they may well be sincere expressions of hostility, like the sticker my car bore in the 1980s, “DIE YUPPIE SCUM.”

Uncharitable I say.

 

[KaiserEFC]

You used to see some absolute abominations from the car culture era of the 00’s slapped on the heavily modified bumpers of Saxos and Corsas. You just don’t see those heaps anymore and in a strange way I miss them

 

[canuckblue]

Once in a while I see one covered in so many I think they're what's holding the damn car together.

 

[Street end man]

Mrs saw a van the other day saying....
"International removal service. Rome,Paris, New york, Barcelona.....but mainly Skem"

 

[mmmmsnouts]

The big fad here is to put stickers that say things like STUDENT DRIVER - PLEASE BE PATIENT on your car to get others to stop driving like maniacs. It doesn’t work because:

- Too many people have them.
- They’re on cars much too nice for student drivers.
- They drive just as crazily as everyone else.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Any good examples?

There's the obvious 'baby on board' one which ignores the wider issue before not driving like a bell regardless of who is in front.

Saw 'hit the brakes not a horse' this morning. WHAT???? Don't know many who use horses to slow down.

My missus mate sneaked up one night and stuck a 'honk for a blowjob' sticker on the back of her car..

My missus saw it and knew it was her mate, thinking she'd done it the day before..

She'd actually stuck it on 2 weeks earlier!!

 

[LEONARD]

 

[Pootsy]

Brutal Car Sticker Prank

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]