Explain a film plot, badly

[Bryan+]

dad abandons kids to go to space.

 

[Rita_Poon]

man regrets abandoning childhood dreams of being Olympic luge medalist.

 

[Rita_Poon]

overly caring former nurse proves love to accident victim.

 

[Karbutar]

US veteran play hide and seek in the woods.

 

[BITTER TWISTED & BLUE]

Anti-social mechanical fruit lads run amock,leader gets caught and his gulliver is interfered with.

 

[Daz1878]

A man with the same first and last name is a massive nonce.

 

[WA Toffee]

A couple of guys talk about hamburgers and shoot people

 

[Rita_Poon]

A couple of guys pretend to enjoy a foreign city, drink a few beers, and shoot people.

 

[Kurt.]

2 cowboys bumming in a tent.

One of the best jokes I ever heard was after this film came out

Two cowboys were having a chat,

Cowboy 1 : “yup”
Cowboy 2 : “yup”

 

[BlueStevie35]

Loving mother inflicts violent revenge on completely innocent campers for a tragic accident to her son 20 years earlier

Ruler with a colourful complexion loses an unfair fight against dozens of men and women with powers and weapons and disappears

Santa is kidnapped by a bag of bugs and has to be rescued or Christmas will be ruined

Handicapped loner and his family can’t afford proper furniture so turn to murder to create some

 

[Goodison87]

Alien lands on strange, dystopian planet just to make a phone call. Then goes home.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

mans dog gets killed- man kills everyone.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Man doesn't know he is dead - spoiler alert.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Aisan girl wants to play footy - gets shagged by teacher.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Historical comedy about men looking for a cup.