Explain a film plot, badly

[Rita_Poon]

Woman forgers to cook steak on a Thursday leaves hubby,goes abroad, gets pumped, returns to hubby.

'The fly', when he zaps the steak across and it's 'synthetic'. That scene?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Val Kilmer goes dwarf tossing.

(aka Willow; it's been so long I can't remember the whole plot so that's all I got)

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

misogyny!

clear as day right here. Janine. Tut tut tut.

 

[goldfinchmule]

A nun and some singing kids escape from nazis.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Man sits on a bench and talks about a Milk Tray metaphor.

 

[Moomin]

Dead shrink gets kid to admit his thieving ways to his mum.

 

[Lapeno77]

An aspiring Austrian painter spends time underground with his fashionably dressed buddies, sharing their upcoming plans for the next couple of days.

 

[Neiler]

Young man abducted from his planet by Desert Hermit, aided and abetted by Space Dog and his friend won their spaceship, young man groomed into Space Wizard cult, via kissing his sister.

 

[Blue peter]

Young man abducted from his planet by Desert Hermit, aided and abetted by Space Dog and his friend won their spaceship, young man groomed into Space Wizard cult, via kissing his sister.

Don’t forget his abusive father!

 

[The binman chronicles]

Woman forgets to cook steak on a Thursday leaves hubby,goes abroad, gets pumped, returns to hubby.

Very current that given the news today.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Very current that given the news today.

Strewth!

 

[PhilM]

A midget Scientology nut flies a plane, badly.

 

[Bungle]

Dad sends son down to the bottom of the garden to see why theres a strong smell of gas.

 

[trueblue84]

2 cowboys bumming in a tent.

 

[Brightonblue]

Some monkeys on a planet, then a bloke turns up and gets upset.