Excuse this week for not signing anyone??

This weeks excuse

  • We have upset the Transfer GOD by acting like Man City bells!!!

  • No trestle tables!!

  • We are skint lad!!!

  • No one wants to play for us, they hate Everton

  • No Europe!!!

  • Mature chedder on a french stick under a grill with some pepper

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Trebilcock said:
Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.
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Petit said:
Then again since either of us or Liverpool last won the title Man Utd has won it 13 times. Puts things into perspective regarding the current pecking order.
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Yeah, United are massively better than smaller clubs like Everton and Liverpool, at least we know this and have the excuse of not having any real money to spend for decades. Incredible how much Liverpool spent on not winning things and not improving at the same time.

But a wise man once said you should take pride in your enemies achievements, so I am positively brimming with pride over Liverpool's ability to make more books about a team spending loads of money and finishing 2nd, than Leicester had about winning the league the season after miraculously avoiding relegation.

Liverpool.. a special team, for (very) special fans
 

Its too near the start of season, no time for players to bed in, we go with what we've got, have a look in january!
 

Official Everton statement on lack of Summer spending:

"We've already got loads of boss players who have been mismanaged by a delusional Roberto Martinez for the last couple of years, and we want to let our new gaffer, Ronaldo Koeman, show his skills by taking the same squad as last season right up the league and on to FA Cup glory. So while our quality new manager is taking care of matters on the pitch, the board will be dealing with the big issues off the pitch, with the priority being a bang tidy new stadium and the financial challenges that go with that sort of stuff. So if you're moaning about our lack of transfer action, wind your scruffy neck in, mouth".
 
PhilM said:
My ITK explained to me that Moshiri is actually still waiting for his new chequebook to arrive in the post, hence the delay in transfer activity.

Apparently, Bill could get an extra £100 for referring a friend to change current accounts so he pestered Mosh enough until he gave in.

At least the extra dosh for Billy Boy will keep Blood Brothers performing at the New Bright Pavilion for another night!
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That sounds very plausible.......
 

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