Excuse this week for not signing anyone??

[Catfish Blues]

Tremendous trolling from The Treb

 

[Trebilcock]

Yes it was, thanks for asking.

Did your tears burn by the way??

You'd know that feeling a LOT more than me!

 

[Moomin]

What do you think is the reason?

Lack of trestle tables.

 

[MikeH72]

How are Gotze and Aubameyang settling in mate? They doing alright yeah?

Heard they're doing well mate, having Reus and Hummels there already is helping them settle in a lot quicker

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

You'd know that feeling a LOT more than me!

 

[MikeH72]

Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHSG UR GROUNDZ MADE OV WOOD HAHAHA FIVE TIMRZ

Steven Gerrard slipped on his arse in the biggest game of his life and cries himself to sleep every night over it. Enjoy your Monday x

 

[degsy]

First Ronnie had to assess the squad
Then him and Walshy line up the targets
We now have the money to bring in replacements Before we sell the want aways
Then we start truckin
Sorted.

 

[peteblue]

Where did we put that bleeding chequebook........

 

[Azza]

Never mind the buying of players, we still haven't managed to sell Kone, Niasse, McGeady, Gibson.


Just transfers in general we seem bad at.

 

[gaino92]

Fax machine is broke isn't it? Currys won't have one available for 2 weeks

 

[PhilM]

Where did we put that bleeding chequebook........

My ITK explained to me that Moshiri is actually still waiting for his new chequebook to arrive in the post, hence the delay in transfer activity.

Apparently, Bill could get an extra £100 for referring a friend to change current accounts so he pestered Mosh enough until he gave in.

At least the extra dosh for Billy Boy will keep Blood Brothers performing at the New Bright Pavilion for another night!

 

[sixtynineseventy]

TrebilCOCK.

 

[MikeH72]

Never mind the buying of players, we still haven't managed to sell Kone, Niasse, McGeady, Gibson.


Just transfers in general we seem bad at.

We are so, so bad at them it's honestly painful. People who say we're not and it's normal to take this long with everything are in denial

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

The dog ate my transfer

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Waiting for Friday...

I reckon we won't sign anybody on a Friday mate because of EDF!