Excuse this week for not signing anyone??

This weeks excuse

  • We have upset the Transfer GOD by acting like Man City bells!!!

  • No trestle tables!!

  • We are skint lad!!!

  • No one wants to play for us, they hate Everton

  • No Europe!!!

  • Mature chedder on a french stick under a grill with some pepper

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Trebilcock said:
Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.
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If reds are this rattled now, I do fear for them if we start to bring some of our main targets in.
 

Trebilcock said:
Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.
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Mr @the sniderman I thing you might want to have a word with this gentleman. I shall pray for his soul.

Peter 2:1
But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction.
 
Trebilcock said:
Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.
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Then again since either of us or Liverpool last won the title Man Utd has won it 13 times. Puts things into perspective regarding the current pecking order.
 
Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Why create an account on here to try and wind up Blues mate?

Posing as a lifelong Evertonian for over a month and then posting tripe that like standard kopite list of snipes that you did this morning?

The above highlighted comment confirms (if further proof was needed lol) your status as a kopite, sad mate, plain sad.

Trot off back to rawk you absolute whopper.
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Don't understand why they can't man up and be their deluded selves. Maybe he's outed himself because of the win against Inter.
 

I think we're waiting until the grouse season starts on August 12th. Before then no-one is allowed to complain about any of the signings we might make, which would lead to a lot of frustration within the fan base.
 
ClausThomsen said:
Turns out Mosh was the guy in the Manchester bedsit. It'll all be OK though, Ron's slowly coming round to the talents of our Golden Generation and working on his accent till he can pronounce "Phenomenal".

Hopefully it's a just a case of some things just not coming off but plenty of activity which will eventually bear fruit. As long as we don't end up like Man Utd when Moyes went there and every transfer fell apart before the panic buy of Fellaini on deadline day. I'd sooner we failed to get the targets we want and hold fire till the right player comes along than panic and Balotelli it.
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You ok?
 
anton66 said:
Don't understand why they can't man up and be their deluded selves. Maybe he's outed himself because of the win against Inter.
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Exactly mate, post as the kopite you are and engage with Blues.

But they don't come over for sensible debate, they just come for a bit of cheap wumming.
 
Trebilcock said:
Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.
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It's a plum.
 

Trebilcock said:
Like Mata & Witsel etc? Or are the main targets Ashley William & Fonte. Terrified mate. Petrified. Scared witless.
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The sooner we're on the banks of the Royal Blue Mersey the better, and get away from the stench from Castle Greyskull, and the badge wearing, big flag waving, deluded bell ends that inhabit it.

Mane - £34m, inspired that btw mate. Different manager same dopey transfer policy. I predict Klopp will have a full on meltdown before the leaves have dropped.
 
Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Exactly mate, post as the kopite you are and engage with Blues.

But they don't come over for sensible debate, they just come for a bit of cheap wumming.
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You really think that if I posted as a RS (always makes me laugh that) that people on here would seriously engage? Your as deluded as every other Blue that still thinks you're a big club
 

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