Excuse this week for not signing anyone??

[Thomasc]

Martinez's mis-management has made it impossible for us to sign anybody and we are seen as the WBA of the North west.

 

[Petit]

Players of other clubs look at Everton as the ugly girl at the dance.

 

[Bluebonic]

One only concerns oneself with anything so vulgar as commerce when there is an 'R' in the month! Really Sir, how were you brought up? Speak to my valet in September!

 

[Bluebonic]

Players of other clubs look at Everton as the ugly girl at the dance.

The one with the heavy beard and the tide marks under her armpits!

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Holding onto the last shred of optimism and saying, there won't need to be an excuse, we will sign 3 players this week...

And not even on Friday.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Turns out Mosh was the guy in the Manchester bedsit. It'll all be OK though, Ron's slowly coming round to the talents of our Golden Generation and working on his accent till he can pronounce "Phenomenal".

Hopefully it's a just a case of some things just not coming off but plenty of activity which will eventually bear fruit. As long as we don't end up like Man Utd when Moyes went there and every transfer fell apart before the panic buy of Fellaini on deadline day. I'd sooner we failed to get the targets we want and hold fire till the right player comes along than panic and Balotelli it.

 

[Blues Harp]

we have many whingeing supporters and we want to keep them happy............

 

[DanB90]

No player will sign for us whilst we hold Lukaku and Stones against their will.

 

[wainy]

The Mosh just isn't as loaded as people are saying and we can't actually afford anyone..

 

[Trebilcock]

Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.

 

[summerisle]

The Matrix.

 

[Blues Harp]

Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.

WTF ??? For real ??? Ha Ha

 

[Trebilcock]

What does the fountain of all knowledge think, the one who is consistently wrong yet is lauded on here & gets most people excited by his musings. Come on down The Esk

 

[BLUEBERT]

Players don't want to play in a wooden shed that's full of boos & hasn't won anything in decades. That's selling their best players. Only sells out a couple games a season despite the 'we go the game, that's what we do', and are all born not manufactured and are all from the Liverpool area as they're the Peolpes Club. They were even giving free season tickets with mobile phone contacts not that long back. Can't afford a full one? Just get a half one at Xmas.
On the upside if players do come here. It's really easy to become an Everton Legend, a bad tackle in a Derby or even score in one will instantly turn them into Legends. If this team actually wins a Derby they'll have the freedom of the City. They might even get a big mural of themselves on the side on Woodison for finishing 5th. Solo le mejor ha.
Walking past that Legends shop in town which sells framed sport and music pictures. In the window the Liverpool pictures are of captains holding the European Cup, the FA Cup the Everton one, Duncan Ferguson snarling at Sami Hypia whos lying on the floor, presumably after being elbowed by him.
That's what makes an Everton legend.
Ferguson's Games Played and Goals Scored record for Everton is about the same as Emile Heskey's for Liverpool. Needless to say, Heskey's medal collection laughs at Ferguson's. Heskey even scored more Derby goals than Drunken. Heskey isnt considered a Liverpool Legend.
Nothing will be the same.

You sure you're on the right forum mate ?

 

[AndyC]

What does the fountain of all knowledge think, the one who is consistently wrong yet is lauded on here & gets most people excited by his musings. Come on down The Esk

Frustrated you may be as per post #40, but this smacks of childish insulting... no real need for it is there ?