Everton's most handsome player.

[Benicetoourboys]

It's like he was chiseled from marble by Greek masters.

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This pic used to be my screensaver on my old laptop

 

[tonka1878]

Neville of the Southall, It's not even close!!

 

[Vaughan]

coaching era Baines

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Did Gary Speed do a bit of modelling

He modelled for Top Man.

I know this because my Nan bought me everything he was wearing on a poster for my birthday when I was 16.

Cream chinos, sand denim jacket and a tight and bright orange vest.

Walked into the Paradox on a Friday night like John Travolta.

My mind has blocked out the rest as a trauma response.

 

[MrD]

He only had a run out with the reserves in 1972 but still....

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Did @Eggs ever done an Everton shirt professionally?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Bob Latchford is still a good looking lad.
DCL is definitely the most recent looker.

 

[Kiwi_efc]

Mikel was a little devil in the sack

 

[the golden visionary]

He modelled for Top Man.

I know this because my Nan bought me everything he was wearing on a poster for my birthday when I was 16.

Cream chinos, sand denim jacket and a tight and bright orange vest.

Walked into the Paradox on a Friday night like John Travolta.

My mind has blocked out the rest as a trauma response.

Surprised the coked up bouncers didn't fill you in thru them double doors down the Kirkby end

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Surprised the coked up bouncers didn't fill you in thru them double doors down the Kirkby end

My mate worked the door.

Watched me fumble my way to losing my cherry out back on cctv then all the lads on the door pissed themselves when I walked back in.

Why I kept going back there every week for more punishment I have no idea.

 

[the golden visionary]

My mate worked the door.

Watched me fumble my way to losing my cherry out back on cctv then all the lads on the door pissed themselves when I walked back in.

Why I kept going back there every week for more punishment I have no idea.

We went back because it was boss, it was a 5er on the fun bus, which we hijacked once and got the fella to drive straight to our mates house, and there was loads of Gary's.

 

[Lob]

What about this hunk. He had a hunch about it. Was only with us for a shortish time but what a player.

 

[gonetomorrow]

It’s a toss up between DCL and Andre Gomes for me.

DCL has softer features and a nice smile, but Gomes looks like he’d leave me curled up on the bed whimpering, shaking and farting bubbles.

Gomes was a dashing sort.
When he went near the touchline hardened toffees would swoon in their seats.

 

[Chris Martin]

We went back because it was boss, it was a 5er on the fun bus, which we hijacked once and got the fella to drive straight to our mates house, and there was loads of Gary's.

From Yates in Bootle by any chance??

 

[Benicetoourboys]

DCL