Match Thread Everton v West Ham. Wed 30th July. 23.30

[siddharth]

Myko and his left footedness...

 

[Bilbo]

Looks like they're playing with a giant gobstopper.

 

[tommye]

Im sensing that Patto doesnt have many fans.

His arse is bigger than yours mate.

 

[Street end man]

Im sensing that Patto doesnt have many fans.

He has one in the dining room, 2 in the conservatory and 2 on here

 

[summerisle]

Mykowanko.

 

[blue to the bone]

His arse is bigger than yours mate.

It can be seen from the moon so.

 

[nsno_traditionally]

Did Tim touch him?

 

[Bilbo]

Looks like they're playing with a giant gobstopper.

Something for Barry to get his teeth into mind...

 

[irishtony1878]

Frightened to death for any injuries here.
Just our luck we lose a couple because we are flogging them to death.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Terrible decision that as he just fell over

 

[Thomasc]

Wow Keano nearly scored!

He could get 3 hat tricks on the bounce and I’d still shudder if I saw his name on the team sheet.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Getting practice for the new place by sitting in the gods

 

[Mickey]

Never tripped himself.

 

[summerisle]

Alan Irvine is morphing into a young Father Ted.

 

[Bilbo]

Should have passed Andy Eye (commentator speech)