JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £35m
The lady’s not for squirting!West Ham are absolutely dire and I reckon half of the lads on here have got a better engine than Mark Noble. We'll smash them on Sunday and in a few weeks time their fans will be throwing windmills at each other whilst surrounded by a load of bubbles.
Saying that I'd probably let Karren Brady sit on my face.