The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Perhaps we should hold off signing the contract for now and just have him sat there each game like when top gear did the challenges and there was a back up car that none of them wanted... 


Let's be honest here, West Ham are bloody awful
Wow, actually two goals ahead instead of behind for a change! This is new.
Showed fight and passion more readily than ANY of the senior playersThat was Kenny’s goal.
He’s got better every game I think.
I'm gobsmacked how poor west ham are but I'm not counting my chickens yet. They came from 2 behind to beat us a couple of years agoThats not fair. Everton has copyright on that kind of defending!
Showed fight and passion more readily than ANY of the senior players