will do my virtual trip to the ground later
Sit in my virtual seat in the Street End
Drink my virtual bottled water as I hardly ever have alcohol, even the virtual stuff
Tell the virtual guy who always stands up to sit down
Go nuts when the virtual flag behind the goal comes up for ever corner
Say "Dear Lord No" when I see the virtual Walcott
Get all virtually excited when we start attacking from kick off
Do a virtual snore after 10 minutes of side passing
Faint when virtual James starts speading the passes and bends in a free kick from 30 yards
Laugh when the virtual West Brom fans do that boing boing baggie thing
Hear the virtual groans when Broms score with their only attack
Head off home to my virtual house well and trulu virtually miffed off
I miss football. Winning 4-0 and dominating would be great, but when I have to watch it on the telly! ... I miss football
COYB