Hawhaw
Player Valuation: £2.5m
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2-0 up at half time, and rocketman to come on, the PA. To buzz off the Watford fans
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In the same way I hate West Ham, I’ve come to absolutely detest these pathetic toads for inventing a rivalry with us because no one else can be arsed having an opinion on their weird club in their weird little village.
If Watford were an animal they’d be a moth. No one knows why they’re here, or what they are, but we just want to get rid of them and should do so with minimal fuss.
This deep-rooted hatred has occurred in the past half an hour after reading that preview in their forum. Hurt these.
I’d love a Burnley away type performance, where nearly every shot goes in.
I’d love a Burnley away type performance, where nearly every shot goes in.
Watford will pack their defence and rely on long balls for breakaways.
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