Match Thread Everton v Watford. 8th Aug at 15.00.

[chicoazul]

Excellent question. How can we sit on a fence when there's no queso en pan tostado?

I have a tendency to tire things out, just as I've done with cheese on toast, hence it's absence.

I'm a tedious bore as you will have noticed.

 

[chicoazul]

Omg it's happening again.

3-0 Everton. Sound too, Chico.

Nice one Kev.

 

[Kiwi]

Tosh*. Bring back Furey I say.

3-1 to the Blues


*Might have been ok

 

[mezzrow]

Excellent question. How can we sit on a fence when there's no queso en pan tostado?

I have a tendency to tire things out, just as I've done with cheese on toast, hence it's absence.

I'm a tedious bore as you will have noticed.

but, but... Tradition, lid. Next you'll move to end the battle over pineapple on pizza (grimaces). Which, I might add, is really only another version of cheese on toast if you look at it from a logical standpoint. What would GOT be without cheese on toast, after all? We put the [deleted] queso on the [deleted] pan tostada, mate. (wells up, looks directly at camera)

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

 

[Furey1878]

I've just realised, the question is will Everton win?

Answering no means lose and draw. And draw is a separate option.

Well played, Chico.

 

[deipnosophist]

Read every word...enjoyed it too. Great memories of '84 in there...the year Everton claimed my soul.
But I'm approaching this season with slightly stooped spirit; my team is full of crocks before the damn thing even kicks off FFS! (...grrr). And Watford will be full of enthusiastic endeavour and optimism. I see a 0-0, or 1-1 result here. Everton, that.

 

[GoatJR]

Would be nice to get our season under way with a Win under our belt

 

[deipnosophist]

Seeing Naismith and Osman in people's line ups is pyar disturbing.

I'm with you on this ijjy. That Naisy is even a starting option fills me with suffocating despair. My greatest fear in life, my pervasive dread, is being buried alive in some claustrophobic space...but having to watch the Scottish Messi for 90 minutes comes a close second!

Having said that : he doesn't half put a shift in....

 

[a bell maul]

I'm with you on this ijjy. That Naisy is even a starting option fills me with suffocating despair. My greatest fear in life, my pervasive dread, is being buried alive in some claustrophobic space...but having to watch the Scottish Messi for 90 minutes comes a close second!

Having said that : he doesn't half put a shift in....

he also doesn't half have talent

 

[DualityNSNO]

he also doesn't half have talent

Can't have it all I guess

 

[deipnosophist]

Can't have it all I guess

...yeah, but just a little bit would be nice...

 

[madkiwi]

I'm going for a draw.

 

[Moomin]

New season , feeling confident about the campaign ahead.

One nil Watford, Troy Deeney.

 

[bluejock]

Pure undiluted shabite from megahead

Six nil the tricky blues

 

[a bell maul]

That Naisy is even a starting option fills me with suffocating despair. My greatest fear in life, my pervasive dread, is being buried alive in some claustrophobic space...but having to watch the Scottish Messi for 90 minutes comes a close second!

...that's what I feel like when I'm watching Naismith...