Everton v Southampton - Saturday 5th May 17:30

[nsno-chris]

Did you watch us at the beginning of the season?

No, I’ve been following us for 38 years but decided to specifically miss the start of this season

 

[PeregrineT]

Jon Moss is as trash as this game

 

[RomanReigns]

Sell Davies please

I'd take a packet of quavers for him right now

 

[sageyefc]

Davies is gash

 

[Bungle]

Sam Matterface blaming the performance on Sam not having managed the club for the full season and not working with the players enough, that's the level of moron we're up against in the media.

 

[sheedys left foot]

Zero creativity on the pitch. It’s like a car crash that I can’t look away from

 

[No9]

Shots on target last 10 seasons...

2017/18 - 112 (with 2 games to go)
2016/17 - 192
...175
...166
...195
...321
...253
...286
...307
...232
...234

 

[nsno-chris]

Michael Keane afternoon is about to get worse

 

[blue to the bone]

Bertrand has wasted about 5 minutes taking throws. Refs should have a word ffs

It's five mins less we have to watch this joke of game

 

[NCLBlue]

Michael Keane is a championship player

Yep.

Looked good on one or two games but it was just a mirage

 

[kenada_blue]

Keane just started to cry as Long comes on.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Coleman and Oumar are the only ones trying out there.

 

[ilikecheese]

No, I’ve been following us for 38 years but decided to specifically miss the start of this season

Wish I would have been this smart.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Klaassen coming on

 

[den1]

Hoping they bring contract Dave and a desk out at full time and Allardyce signs a new contract in the middle of the pitch.

There really is something a little bit odd about you isn't there