Everton v Southampton - Saturday 5th May 17:30

[PeregrineT]

I think our only chance is either Coleman making some amazing run leading to a goal, or Tosun just making something by himself.

Or Klaassen coming on and getting 3 assists.

 

[den1]

Just sack him now. Announce it during the game and have the police escort him out

He wouldn't need the Police... The fans would carry him out of the ground to his next club on their shoulders lol

 

[ToffeeTim]

 

[TyphooToffee]

Not me mate. I'll still loathe him win, lose or draw

I mean about the team

 

[irishtony1878]

You couldn't make this up.
If he doesn't get his P45 by the end of the month there will definately be riots.
Even BT have caught on now and are starting to question what is going on.

 

[Encoder]

Went to revise thermodynamics and it was genuinely more enthralling than this monstrosity.

 

[TGW89]

My eyes, my beautiful eyes! This makes the first half against Newcastle look like Bayern 85.

 

[Wayno]

Michael Keane permanently has the facial expression of a man who had his keys in his hands 30 seconds ago and now can’t find them anywhere

 

[Osamabindiesel]

40,000 witnesses to the murder of Modern Football. How do you plead Allardyce?

 

[DanEFC92]

Kin BOOOOOOOO

 

[PeregrineT]

One of the issues with Vlassic is he just falls down and losses traction so much losing the ball.

Kind of wanted Schneiderlin to just hit a screamer there and score a wondergoal in his last Goodison performance because it would have been so Everton.

 

[Who's_up_for_cumpkins?]

Thankfully my 2 year old has just come back with his mum so the match has got switched off for bed time pepper pig. Incidentally daddy pig is very much like Sam allardyce. a bloated, dull, know it all gob sh@+£.

 

[Highland toffee]

You wonder if it would be worth sticking something different on the big screen at GP, The Love Boat of something to cheer the poor folk up at the game.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Goals scored by Everton players on the pitch 16

By players absent 41

 

[roydo]

You couldn't make this up.
If he doesn't get his P45 by the end of the month there will definately be riots.
Even BT have caught on now and are starting to question what is going on.

Talksport commentators saying the Everton lads in the press room at HT were taking the mick as well. "Enjoyed that lads?"
Oh ffs.