Match Thread Everton v Salford City, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[ProZ]

So this is what our MF use to be like, terrified to take responsibility of a forward pass against plumbers.

 

[helpimonfire]

Is Gary Barlow the Salford manager?

 

[ChesterBlue]

Why is Kean on the right and Walcott in the middle?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Just needed a tiny bit of contact Theo. The goalie was in no man's land.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Carragher calling Bernard left footed but he is a big top blue apparently. Bitter dullard.

 

[Ivo]

Didn't know their manager was Gary Barlow!

 

[BlueDraka]

That's even more embarrassing, as they say in Scotland, he gives me the boak

Going to count how many times he mentions the RS

 

[ChesterBlue]

Anyone else getting like a weird electronic beeping sound in the background?

 

[Death]

How can you have a co owner on commentary?

And a kopite. You couldn’t write it as comedy.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

I see Iceland still passing sideways and back...

 

[Nymzee]

Should be a goal that Theo

 

[Death]

Anyone else getting like a weird electronic beeping sound in the background?

yep

 

[Sphincter Sports]

Half of this team needs showing the door.

 

[twoblue]

its both

Neville commentating against a team he owns... still preferable to Carragher

 

[Eggs]

Should be doing far better Walcott, crapped himself thinking the keeper would take him out

...terrific run from a wide position, though.