The one day my dad gives a sh*t how Everton do.
8-0 to us.
Will read this preview tomorrow at work AND get paid for it.
Are you messin?
1-1 lad
It’s about as tedious as Israel and Palestine twatting each other again. They’ll be at it again in less than five years from now too and there’ll be all this concern and condemnation with the US trying to sort it as some sort of conscientious second cock of the world. And no one is arsed really. Apart from tits you’re electronically friends with on Twitter or Facebook posting hard line comments about it hoping to give off the impression they’ve read highbrow papers or have an emotional attachment to it. “I didn’t know your family were from Tel Aviv Ste, hope they’re all ok mateâ€. “They’re not mate I just think what’s happening is wro…â€. “F*ck off Steâ€.
Probably 2-2. We love 2-2's
I feel like Kevin Mirallas is going to be the best player in the world but we'll struggle to control the game so easily without Marouane, don't you reckon Mick?
We've been saying for weeks , some team will be getting battered by us eventually. This weekend COULD just be it ...COYB !!
* still expecting a 1-1, like.
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