Match Thread Everton v Norwich 15th May KO 15:00

[BlueShark]

Third page! About as much to cheer about as Everton have given me all season.

Superb preview to sign off on @chicoazul mate - I especially liked the cats-eating-dead-face metaphor - and many thanks for giving us something to smile about throughout the season (except when you've been locked up in the GoT's equivalent of solitary confinement, you bad lad you.) Your efforts really are appreciated.

So onto a meaningless game, where if the players suddenly turn in a majestic performance I honestly won't know whether to go full on fume or not. I like seeing us win but can't help think they've engineered the awful set of results we've endured the past couple of months. Anyway, Martinez is gone, it's the right decision in my opinion, so onwards into the summer with a sense of trepidation and excitement all in one. And is that a touch of hope too? Maybe.

 

[JammyP]

Come on, Tim!

 

[john jako]

Well done @chicoazul again.

I don't read all your match previews as to much drivel in there at times but I do admire your ambition to be the best at what you do.

Norwich is a well weird place so I hope we do them by 4 or 5.

Loved unsys press conference. Seemed so happy to be manager for one game. Was very respectful to Bobby which was good. It's great to have big Joe back aswell.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Good stuff Chico, nice one as always.

Free Davek.

Just bloody win Everton, you owe us that.

 

[orly]

Thought this was good as usual lid. Bit about the fella in the flat was a bit grim though.

4-0 Everton, at least one youngster to score

 

[Westend Blue]

Going to be glorious to see big joe on the sideline man is Everton personified it the gits can't get up for the great joe they can pack there bags asap

 

[evertoniano]

Nice writeup Chico. Might actually look forward to seeing this one for a change.
2-1 to us.

 

[zandvoort blue]

This is like breaking up for the school holidays.

No more calling lids scruffs for three months. Unless you're from the Wirral on here.

Can we wear what we want, bring games to school, scribble all over everyone's shirts and get hammered on vodka and coke?

Have a good summer lid. Cheers for all the previews man.

3-1 Mirallas hattrick as he finally gets a start on the left wing, with Del on the right. Can't wait to see Dowell in action tomorrow. Forza Everton!

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Dear Mr Azul
Thank you for your continued literary efforts, nay, excellence.
Is it an offence to "borrow" cats?
Regards

 

[tadpole]

Forza Everton!

You can save those Forza Evertons for when we appoint Mancini mate.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

A word of thanks/appreciation for the biggest 'ead in the Park End for his sterling work/wit and repartee over the season,thanks Chico laaaaar,3-0 Toffs,"and Big Joe Royle is coming back for more"

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Shurrup azul.

Bring @davek back.

 

[Eggs]

...up the Toffees. Very interested in Unsworths remark that 6 or 7 youngsters are ready for the step up. I think it's too easy for fans to clamour for the inclusion of youngsters but I'm ok if the coach feels they are ready. Be interesting if he and Royle decide to blood any tomorrow.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

...up the Toffees. Very interested in Unsworths remark that 6 or 7 youngsters are ready for the step up. I think it's too easy for fans to clamour for the inclusion of youngsters but I'm ok if the coach feels they are ready. Be interesting if he and Royle decide to blood any tomorrow.

The kids deserve this Eggs,they have performed in their respective seasons,unlike the gang of freeloaders we have watched week in,week out,hope Unsie/Joe name a really young side and give us something,for once in this turgid campaign,to look forward to seeing.

 

[Eggs]

The kids deserve this Eggs,they have performed in their respective seasons,unlike the gang of freeloaders we have watched week in,week out,hope Unsie/Joe name a really young side and give us something,for once in this turgid campaign,to look forward to seeing.

....I'm fine with that Dario. My concern was that they might not be ready but Unsworth was very definite in his view that they are. Be interesting to see if he does introduce one or two and if so at who's expense.