Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Team prediction, Match Report & MotM Poll

[voodoobloo]

Branthwaite clearing them out like a bouncer at Mother Care- the blerts

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

please everton i’m not asking for much am i?

No you were not...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

we’d goosed

Oopsy...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Legs are going

Brilliant...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Quite incredible how many chances we created in the first half given how absolutely naff we've been in the second.

Reported...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

It'll take a monumental Newcastle mistake for us to score here. Whether that would even be enough for a point is yet to be known.

Nostradamus...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

We’re so so bad in front of goal. Utterly clueless.

Brilliant stuff ..

 

[voodoobloo]

Sex

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Beto scores and I might just cream my pants

So did you?

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Please Lord let Beto score a goal. Would be the icing on the cake and i kin love icing.

Brilliant.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Its times like this when you realise we miss the likes of Iwobi, Demarai Gray and Maupay.

Dreadful players. Whingey types more fit for the creepy lot next door.

 

[heatmeiser]

They seemed to be expressing objections to Pickford (after getting dogs abuse from their fans all game) doing stuff like this towards the end.



And they might not have thought his lengthy leg injury (which happened at a time when Newcastle seemed to be getting some momentum) might not have been entirely genuine.

The irony is that Newcastle are the absolute biggest time wasters in the league. Dyche probably told them to play them at their own game or something

 

[heatmeiser]

Its times like this when you realise we miss the likes of Iwobi, Demarai Gray and Maupay.

 

[Marc bolan]

Wasn’t there a goal which won goal of the season where there were load of passes years ago

Think it was arsenal or maybe it was in a world cup or something

I remember Leeds destroying Soton years back 7-0 with leeds passing the ball round for fun

 

[andy4efc]

Another one of the great unwashed ranting

"f*****g 3-0 man, of all the f*****g teams it's those c***s as well

I remember him sh!tting in his pants when we beat them at Goodison a couple of seasons back

How thick is he tho?

“17th”

We are in a false position. We’ve only accumulated 6 less points than them. We’d have 28 if we had got what we deserved this season.