Everton v Newcastle. 17th Sep @ 20.00.

[Goat]

We played them off the Park last game.

We will destroy them.

 

[Groucho]

Good preview. 3-0 Everton

 

[BlueLlama]

Since IJJY is AWOL may I make his customary 8 - 0 to Everton prediction on his behalf.

What is worse - a Pardew or an Adam?

 

[mawders]

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/matches/2012-2013/epl.html/everton-vs-newcastle

Newcastle squad: Harper, Elliot, Santon, Ferguson, Tavernier, Williamson, S Taylor, Cabaye, Gutierrez, Obertan, Marveaux, Gosling, Anita, Bigirimana, Amalfitano, Sammy Ameobi, Cisse, Ba, Campbell.

Not sure if it's simply a mistake or not, but Ben Arfa isn't listed in Newcastle's squad for tomorrow either...

Ben Arfa is in the squad, but Krul is injured. THats good cos he is one of the best in the league and Harper is pretty gash

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

top quality work there chico. Especially loved the pardew rant, sly digs at being Scottish and the weird attire of the average geordie male. That picture of gazza topped it off.

Preview's up very early again. Fess up lad, you've written the main chunk of them over the summer and just update them with recent happenings and player info nearer the game, right?

 

[electricblue]

"the good men of Newcastle are basically a walking parody of Top Man Autumn Catalogue 2008, the gay dressing cockstashes. You can smell them before you see them, just set your sense of smell to the Lynx Africa channel and listen for the weird up and down noises of their accent. Ever had Guinea Pigs? Listen to them closely and hold that sound. Then go into a pub in the Bigg Market and ignore the words, just listen to the sounds. It’s f*cking terrifying."

Haha, absolutely priceless Chico, fantastic read as usual.

Us to win this by the odd goal I fancy.

 

[tommye]

cracking stuff chico. Better than that iggy fella any day mate. Ace n that.

 

[slimspek]

2 - 0 Jella and Mirallas to score! COYB

 

[Jeff Jones]

i'm a bit nervous about this. We were pretty crap at WBA even though Felli could've won it for us, but we could still have gone into the Newcastle match with a bit of momentum if it hadn't been for the International break.
Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa are capable of anything and can bob up and hurt you even if they've been quiet. We need to score first
and early.

 

[bluejock]

Carlos's guinea pigs are judging you all right now.

 

[paulbefc]

Can't wait for this. Straight from the game to the first party of freshers week. Life is good.

Therefore, Everton 0-2 Newcastle. Has to be.

 

[toffeejack]

not too hard to ask for 3 points here if we're honest. we could have beaten villa 5 or 6 away from home and newcastle struggled to a home draw the very next week. football is different every game of course but there's not too much to worry about looking at that squad. let's hope we have a similar performance and result to the last monday night game under those sexy goodison lights.

*in case the jinx fairies are reading this, yes i know this could be seen as a perfect situation to perform your jinx magic, but i know what you're up to, so just don't yeah*

 

[tim cahill]

They have 5 of their first choice defensive players missing. I'll be gutted if we don't win this one.

Jelavic hat-trick could be on the cards!

 

[Woolly Blue]

Liked the preview and I've bookmarked it so I can quote it when Pardew replaces Moyes in 2014.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

My favorite thing to read every week. Viva Azul.