Everton v Newcastle. 15th March at 16.00.

[TheHumbleEgg]

Yeah I know, my mate was all like "When Everton have 0.3% less possession they're likely to have about 0.2 less shots a game" and I was like "You're crazy lad".

Man do I feel foolish.

DITTO mate, may never go out again TBH. It's just SO revealing...

 

[chicoazul]

You should be gettin paid for these dude,you need an agent.
Oliver holt is shittin himself with the up an coming journo at GOT

@GrandOldTeam pays me in tolerance. Nice one mate, and you all for your nice/abusive comments.

 

[toffee matt]

If QPR win then sh^* will hit the big spinning one!

Well they haven't won.

 

[AlE]

Ant & Dec. NEA

Oh and we'll win. 4-0

 

[Robocop]

Well they haven't won.

Really? What a childish post. As if anyone knew that before kick-off.

 

[Jxg]

Implying I like anything about Newcastle

 

[SCBlue]

QPR have lost. If we kill Newcastle then handle QPR I'll breath a full breath for the first time in weeks.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Everton to be Everton and lose 2-1.

 

[Toffeelover]

Sickening the way the results or how they will potentially be with todays fixtures.

CP = 33 points
QPR = 22 points
WBA = 33 points
AV = 28 points
Sunderland = 26 points
Hull = 28 points

Demonstrates how desperate it is that we win tomorrow to get up to 31 points.

Just bleeding silly that we down here with Villa, Hull and only just up on Sunderland. Add to that CP and WBA are above us, it is flaming ********, cannot put the right word because of the swear box.

A simple question to our manager. Are you looking at the Table RM?: Does it remind you of your happy days at Wigan?

We must win tomorrow, no ifs or buts. I do not want any more of that stupid blah, blah from RM in the PM chat or saying Thursday is our turning point, wake up and get the game won.

 

[sageyefc]

Bearded tit best go against the grain and not fk up tomorow or im putting a Fatwa on him

 

[Encoder]

The Carver shouts lol

Hopefully Lord Stones' return will herald a newcastle bumming, can't stand them

 

[beachy]

Just please no more Naismith on the wing.

 

[Groucho]

We have the home advantage. We have also not travelled since Thursday so hopefully that will make a difference.

Hopefully we can play like we did for the last two thirds of the Kiev game, and Martinez has seen the need for letting us play properly.

2-0 Everton. Please, go on.....

 

[mezzrow]

Every last word, azul. And I'd almost forgotten that Keegan ever existed.

In any case, this looks like that season where Moyes and them finished (removes shoes) seventeenth?

Remember that one? (I don't, but I've certainly heard enough about it)

With QPR and Soonderland rooting their way to the basement (feel for Sunderland, tbh. That was like a reprise of the Wigan game there) I am going to pretend we are safe. When I truly absorb that into my psyche, we will then start to win. Denial being helped by alcohol, I declare myself on Greenwich mean, and pop the first of many libations scheduled for the day. Saving EFC one drink at a time. It being all about me, of course.

Soz abar the spillage.

No predictions, mind you... But it'll be more fun than being stuck in an elevator with some Geordie lass and a cold bottle of sparkling burgundy.

Haven't had much of that recently in L4 4EL. Onto Europe. They're dead soft.

 

[peteblue]

Nice write up Chico, we'll batter these 3-1...........