Match Thread Everton v Manchester United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match

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Player Valuation: £70m
Hopefully all soy products are banned from the FF cafeteria and so the lads' blood-system won't be saturated with girls' hormones. I won't be holding my breath though...our lion hearts struggle to maintain even a smidgeon of rigidity.



Player Valuation: £5m
I'm confused, people are chalking this up like winning vs the top 6 is what we do.

Didnt we have a terrible record vs them for the last few years before we beat a down Chelsea and arsenal?

This is no way an easy win.


Player Valuation: £35m
Just snap loads of their players for the derby the week after.
As it's still Chrismas time......
12 players a booking,
11 streakers streaking,
10 injury minutes,
9 mancs on stretchers
8 pints in the ale house
7 rs pundits commentating,
6 obstructed views,
5 onion rings,
4 red cards
3-0 to the Blues
2 feed the Scousers,
and a big dirty loud siren.

Dublin blue 75

Player Valuation: £950k
Rashford to Barca for 100m, nice pre-match unsettling attempt by spanish media. Weren't we linked with him last summer? It certainly wasn't this daft transfer figure however this is a marker in terms of prices to temper our expectations by way of targets this summer I feel.

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