Match Thread Everton v Manchester United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[deipnosophist]

Hopefully all soy products are banned from the FF cafeteria and so the lads' blood-system won't be saturated with girls' hormones. I won't be holding my breath though...our lion hearts struggle to maintain even a smidgeon of rigidity.

#biggirlsblouses.

 

[Yank]

I'm confused, people are chalking this up like winning vs the top 6 is what we do.

Didnt we have a terrible record vs them for the last few years before we beat a down Chelsea and arsenal?

This is no way an easy win.

 

[GwladysBlue]

You could of posted this for the last few seasons

Last few decades, too.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Can play our part by roughing United up. Get Lukaku suspended. Give them a horribly physical 90 minutes full of knocks so that 3 days later they’re a shambles for the City game.

 

[anton66]

Just snap loads of their players for the derby the week after.

As it's still Chrismas time......
12 players a booking,
11 streakers streaking,
10 injury minutes,
9 mancs on stretchers
8 pints in the ale house
7 rs pundits commentating,
6 obstructed views,
5 onion rings,
4 red cards
3-0 to the Blues
2 feed the Scousers,
and a big dirty loud siren.
COYB

 

[Agent Blue]

We’ve become reliant on a siren to lift us ...

Will the next time we hear the siren be the start or the end of The Purge?

 

[Nymzee]

Will the next time we hear the siren be the start or the end of The Purge?

Marcel steps out onto the pitch at the final home game; siren sounds; he loads up a sawn-off shotgun, goodbye Jags, Sandro, Schneids

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Don't care much about the remaining games

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

If the worst outcome of a loss is that we dont have to start the season early then can anyone really be arsed?

 

[upthetoffees]

Expectation: looming, dangerous-sounding siren with the Blues walking out of the tunnel

Reality:

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

We hate Saturday 3pm games. Back to winnings ways here, 11-8.

 

[gonetomorrow]

We will beat Manchester United.

There's nothing surer.

 

[billyblue80]

Hopefully they get a few injuries in Spain and Davies can put in a performance.

 

[Seathestars]

We'll beat these

COYB

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Rashford to Barca for 100m, nice pre-match unsettling attempt by spanish media. Weren't we linked with him last summer? It certainly wasn't this daft transfer figure however this is a marker in terms of prices to temper our expectations by way of targets this summer I feel.