toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
First!...
Damn I slipped up. Have to rely on others.
YUR SO BITTER LAR
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First!...
Damn I slipped up. Have to rely on others.

What has been fun has been them getting piped right down and cowing to us like a creepy uncle at Christmas ...You’ll revert to the bells you usually are when the game passes.
Seeing them sweating like their grid has been plastered all over the Echo’s Caught On Camera robbing packs of Wrigley’s Spearmint in the local Aldi has been the week’s beautiful moment.
... so pipe down Josh from Aldershot sat there in your minty Crown Paints top you utter hank.
Have anyone clocked that he’s got incredibly similar glasses to Max off The Lost Boys? ...make him go through the turnstyle then get one of the Frog Brothers to clock him in the grid with a pure burst of garlic infused holy water
Join us Michael!I was cured by Max being killed so can now handle daylight mate.
Regards,
Michael
I reckon it landed in SomaliaI still care about that plane! well done for keeping us/it in the loop.
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