A 'sarcasm font' would make GOT life so much simpler![]()
Bravo is the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen
Worse than Paul Gerrard.
All we need now is dries mertens and van dijk

I think best we can get now is 7th but go on a good run and who knowsSo you want to win the league now?
Had it been the other way round it would have been 'There was a bit of contact but not enough for me'."If there's contact the rules say it has to be a penalty"
Please somebody shoot this idiot now. Thanks.
Mertens is 30 in less than four months and is having a career-best season in a CL team. He would cost an absolute ton and strikes me as a "final piece of the jigsaw" type of signing. As good as he is, I think we could spend the money better elsewhere if it were as big a fee as I suspect it would be.All we need now is dries mertens and van dijk

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