Match Thread Everton v Liverpool (Monday 16 March 20:00)

[Bluebonic]

Is is still mathematically possible for somebody other then the Scheiser to win it?

 

[firefighterblue]

The premier league has just presented this to liverpool

 

[Death]

Can’t wait for this one

 

[GwladysBlue]

Is is still mathematically possible for somebody other then the Scheiser to win it?

Yeah, Man City.

 

[Toffeelover]

Damn, we have been denied the chance to thrash them.

 

[TGW89]

Seeing as Liverpool are an absolute virus and this is all their fault do we win 3 nil by default?

We'd still find a way to screw up.

PL OFFICIAL: "OK Mr Pickford, as Everton's sole representative not to contract the virus, sign here, and the match will be awarded 3-0 to Everton"

Derek Mountfield on 95.8: "He's got the pen in his hand and OH MY WORD!!!! HE'S SPILLED INK ALL OVER THE PAPER. THIS IS A DISASTER...... JORDAN PICKFORD..... HAS LOST EVERTON THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THEIR FIRST DERBY SINCE 2010."

Carra on MNF: We'll y'see erm y'known he's got da pen. But he just goes fer it. And if I circle here, and draw a few dots in Pickford's eyeline, and start talking in a quiet mousy voice, people will take me more seriously.

 

[arch stanton]

We'd still find a way to screw up.

PL OFFICIAL: "OK Mr Pickford, as Everton's sole representative not to contract the virus, sign here, and the match will be awarded 3-0 to Everton"

Derek Mountfield on 95.8: "He's got the pen in his hand and OH MY WORD!!!! HE'S SPILLED INK ALL OVER THE PAPER. THIS IS A DISASTER...... JORDAN PICKFORD..... HAS LOST EVERTON THE OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THEIR FIRST DERBY SINCE 2010."

Carra on MNF: We'll y'see erm y'known he's got da pen. But he just goes fer it. And if I circle here, and draw a few dots in Pickford's eyeline, and start talking in a quiet mousy voice, people will take me more seriously.

Penalty to Liverpool!!

 

[TGW89]

Penalty to Liverpool!!

"Milner steps up. He's a long 12 yards away in the Royal Liverpool ICU.... and scores! Liverpool seal all three five points and LIFT the title at Goodison! Let's all have a vvank"

 

[billyblue80]

It will be the best derby day in years

 

[RomanReigns]

Void the season and have the derby be the first match next season when it starts in December 2020

 

[Bazlar]

Lock thread. Not happening

 

[kev]

Lock thread. Not happening

Some ITK you are Baz.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Lock thread. Not happening

 

[Bazlar]

Some ITK you are Baz.

Thanks mate but I usually like to keep things ose to my chest

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Thanks mate but I usually like to keep things ose to my chest

Like a bra of knowledge