Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[daza_1973]

We are awful and regardless of what happens on the appeal guaranteed we will be worse next year.
Tough times as we endlessly circle the drain hole.
Thanks Bill and Mosh

 

[Melchizedek]

Get dobbin and danjuma on, and why not try Patterson or chermiti on the wing? Cant be worse than young and mcneil on the wing?

They can't win the long balls we HOOF up the pitch.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Just put Beto and Dobbin on
They’re unpredictable and things will happen
Beto might miss all the chances but he’ll definitely make chances with his weird movement and at this point we just need to get the crowd behind us and put Palace under pressure

 

[bag a yoko]

Crap performance =Crap support

And vice versa.

The nerves from the fans looked like the affected the team more than the other way round

God knows why. It's mid season.

They saved all their passion for uselessly booing the PL anthem.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Vertical

When he did a pretend flick in the studio whilst talking about their forwards

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Very very poor ---- this is a must win --- 3 points vital.
I,m no football manager --- but for goodness sake ---- suck these fools in ---- and hit em on the counter.
Calvert Lewin needs to earn his wages now.
Palace are awful --- 2-0 Everton --- the counter needs to be adopted pronto.

Spot on mate and creatively presented.

 

[The Blue Watch]

2-0. DCL double

I’ve also had a drink during half time mate

 

[linderoth]

Young is dreadful

 

[lungo]

Only positive is that Palace are as grim as we are, so we’ve still got a chance to win here. Would require a change in plan and at least two subs though and I don’t think Dyche will do it

They will score first and than panic station...

 

[zebedee]

Vertical

Must be talking about our blood pressure

 

[Librarian]

They’re waiting until they reach peak fitness

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Get dobbin and danjuma on, and why not try Patterson or chermiti on the wing? Cant be worse than young and mcneil on the wing?

Danjuma is injured (and crap)

 

[YoboCopter]

I miss Roberto Martinez

I miss lookin forward to watching us play

I get more fun refrreshing the points deduction thread on here

 

[Strumpet]

For Jesse it's all about the dooooools!

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I don't think there's much of a love in as such, it's more he's made small progress to make us harder to beat and has earned the chance to see what he can do.

He's still got credit in the bank imo given the absurd circumstances at the club and the fact we're clearly not as shambolic as we were under Lampard but he's going to have sharpen up and quick. Dreadful, dreadful half.

Martinez was rightly derided in the end as a charlatan because of the lack of attention he paid to defensive work and set pieces. This was more than fair, because it doesn't matter if it's the side of the game you don't care for, it's a key part of the game.

Imo same has to go for Dyche's lack of care for attacking football. It should be a sackable offence really. And I get we're in the mire so can't. But he will send us down if he doesn't start working on the attacking play. I actually find it embarrassing to watch tbh. We play like a Sunday League side.