Match Thread Everton v Crystal Palace - Team Prediction, Waffle, Match Report & MotM Poll

[lieneverton]

We should try training with a football. Might help

Our inability to pass and move with any purpose continues to astound. Palace are supposedly rubbish and they're managing it alright.

 

[Simo]

Nice fake there Wharton, ref fallen for it

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Silence.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Blatant dive: young head on old shoulders.

Alan Smith is such a knob nowadays

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Blatant dive: young head on old shoulders.

Aye, Alan Smith needs shoeing around the Bull Ring for a month of Sundays. He hates us.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Silence.

Some boos now

 

[MACCA75]

What a dismal team we are.

 

[when i score we riot]

DCL doesnt even seem able to hold up an umbrella

 

[Verbal Kint]

We are the definition of workmanlike.

Adam Wharton has more passing ability in him than anyone we have. Can't help but think that he would have been a Moyes type signing. Instead we spew fortunes on Beto types.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Creativity void!

 

[USABlue]

What do they do in training? Just cardio and set pieces?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

This is terrible. Sort it ffs.. amateur this.

 

[Bwana]

So far this has been dross.

 

[GT77]

Him and Myko.

Myko has only been called £100m by people trying to do a Brewster's Millions deal.

Our passing gives us nothing to cheer.

 

[steven]

Or attacking is painful. Pickford or tarkowski diagonal out only route to goal. Amateur stuff.