Match Thread Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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Can't believe Keane is playing, dear Lord didn't see him before.
I cut Snail some slack initially because, until his boyhood mattress was sent to his new Liverpool digs, he was terribly homesick,..and I’m talking Ross Pottinger-like levels of homesickness.
But now, I have concluded he’s a massive big girl’s blouse lacking intestinal fortitude and testicular whereabout.
To be fair to Ross Pottinger (or Potty, as we cleverly nicknamed him), once he stopped blubbering every 30 secs, he hardened up a little and participated in camp life with something approaching testosterone. Thankfully, back then, soy was not pervasive like it is now...man-boob creator is soy.
 

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