Match Thread Everton v Bournemouth - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Oddson]

Sat down ready for the Everton Rollercoaster : 10 Morettis, a piss bucket, a bible and litre of bleach, let’s do this blues.

UTFT

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Tell Dwighty and Demarai to shoot on sight. Make the most of set pieces with three 6'2+ centre halves and Doucouré in the mix.

Set pieces will be key. They’re pyar turd at defending set pieces - Think we’ll cause them a lot of problems

 

[skumar55]

it’s getting nearer kick off i’m feeling more and more sick

boys

Same sick, nausea, all over the gaff. Struggling. Going to have some paracetomol and then a beer or two lol

 

[leningan]

Running out of chores to do around the house. Resorting to staring out the window and contemplating the point of Neil maupay...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sat down ready for the Everton Rollercoaster : 10 Morettis, a piss bucket, a bible and litre of bleach, let’s do this blues.

UTFT

 

[Runub]

Spitty at Goodison. Probably co-commentator. Wonderful

 

[BluePeadar]

Memories of the Wimbledon and Coventry games flooding back today.
Not known the feeling in years even after last season. I thought after last season we had a chance to put it right. I thought that was the scare we needed. To never let it happen again.
But here we are. Again!
Tis never down to 1 game but it often boils down to it.
we lose today we deserve to go.
Whatever happens we need a total reboot.

Good luck today everyone.

Whatever happens keep in mind it is part of sport , it is only a game. Be kind to yourselves

 

[nsno_traditionally]

Watching Dyche walk in and the photo of Howard has set me off already, come on you blues, just win

 

[Drico]

The game is 90 minutes away. Plenty of time to sweat just yet...

Better than a sauna, this.

If it wasn't for the comfort eating, a relegation battle would do wonders for weight loss.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'll be kind to myself, I'll boo kenwright back to the stoneage via sign language...

 

[Terrarian]

Stomach is in knots now

 

[Drico]

I get that but today isn't a day to worry about team selection. Whatever 11 is put out there today, we have to believe they'll do it for us. By 6.30 Maupay may be an Everton legend

In a Graham Stuart kind of way, or a Glen Keeley kind of way?

 

[AstroCyclo]

I’ve had a few drinks. Can’t do this sober

 

[bluenotred]

Today is the day Everton, make is proud. If not proud, at least not embarrassed.

 

[Drico]

The kitchen - which had been left overnight and was beginning to resemble Oscar The Grouch's bin - has never been more sparkling. Now, I'm just hoping I don't have the aforementioned's mood later this evening...