Match Thread Everton v Bournemouth 30th April, KO 15:00

[ijjysmith]

Actual Eff this.

I'm going to mow the lawns.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Everytime he mentions Elphwick i start thinking of Boon.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Niasse has zero touches thus far. Guys aren't even looking at him. Speaks volumes

 

[toffee matt]

Can somebody explain to me the logic in bringing Howad back for Four games? What does that say to Robles? Why do it?
Surely you would only do it if you were a complete effing idiot

Doesn't defy logic as much as the fact that Martinez is managing our team today

 

[Professor Toffee]

This team needs to be pelted with medicine balls.

Just Martinez, with bowling balls!

 

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

Actual Eff this.

I'm going to mow the lawns.

Dark days indeed

 

[Azza]

Niasse looks like he doesn't know what he doing.

 

[ianefc]

Actual Eff this.

I'm going to mow the lawns.

Show off.

 

[Azza]

lol holy christ Mo!

 

[Petit]

boring, boring, boring, boring ffs just GO Martinez.

 

[Hogwild]

Lennon working hard

 

[Ducans elbow]

Lennon is having a mare

 

[Croker]

Turns out we have the record for largest number of Premier League losses, with 312.

That cheered me right up.

 

[Tubey]

Niasse with a pass there.

His best moment in an Everton shirt so far.

 

[ijjysmith]

Lennon working hard

Lennon is having a mare

EV-ER-TON