Match Thread Everton v Arsenal - Monday December 6th. 8pm

[Big_nev]

Everton get me down so much I’ve just had to make myself a big sticky toffee pudding, I’m gonna end up looking like Benitez at this rate.

Go all out mate and just stick your cock in it.

 

[tsubaki]

We shall celebrate the day annually as VB day.

lots of people are already giving Benitez the victory sign also

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

it will be like the liberation of Paris, both in terms of the joyous response of most people and the way the resistance combs through the forum seeking out all the collaborators with the defeated regime

we will need a tar-and-feathers emoji

some will need their heads publicly shaved for their intimate relationship with the occupiers

 

[Blueclouds]

Don't really rate Allan

 

[Martin Alvito]

This is Moshiri. He’ll do whatever the fans want.

Are we talking about the same person here? Seems to me that Moshiri will do whatever pops into his head, with a lot strong recency bias towards being influenced by whoever he last spoke with.

 

[Bob Latchford]

You can deffo write Prick mate.

It was a lame and very unsavoury attempt at a double insult given said ‘pundits’ pronunciation of the word in question….

 

[Fansince1988]

Oh no, please don't be injured Demari. Otherwise... It's IWOBI TIME!

Good thing about Iwobi time you can leave the match early, as there’s no chance of a result with him on the field

 

[NorthernBlue]

Should be easy for Arsenal now this. That defence spells big trouble for us.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Hopefully Bill will be next to go

He’s just had the entirety of Goodison backing him. He’s not going anywhere.

 

[Zezti]

Most of you will get your way now though. Benitez will be gone after this. We’ll have a comedy interim for a few games. Then another poor fool will be brought in, and round we go again.

And do you genuinely believe we would be worse for it?

 

[ChesterBlue]

Michael Keane is astonishingly bad

 

[Zezti]

Go all out mate and just stick your cock in it.

Let it cool down first!! I've made that mistake before.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Clumsy

 

[gonetomorrow]

Tosun's up and off down the line.

 

[tsubaki]

did he book Allan then?