Match Thread Everton v Apollon Limassol

[Tubey]

On my second Domestos tops now

I've imported Clorox. Fantastic stuff, great citrus notes.

 

[Midnitemike]

Such a sad state of affairs that every time a bunch of Cypriot nobody's get the ball on the attack they look like scoring. Every time we get the ball we look completely clueless. Was about to write that Williams and schneiderlin have no place in the team but you could actually include the majority of the team.

 

[Wayno]

Fancy them to beat us 8-0 tbh

 

[Soap]

SIG IS RUBBISH lad offers nothing except a decent FK

 

[Milkman]

Honestly, how many f'ing centre midfielders do you want to play out of position, Walter?

 

[ianefc]

Schneiderlin is still our best midfielder. Absolute quality. He's having a rocky time but soon enough that boy will show how good he is.

He is out of form.

 

[Joey66]

Switch to MW

Seeing it is worse

 

[Piranha]

These lost 2-1 away to Aberdeen in qualifying, this is the level our football is at right now.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Is noon top early to start drinking? Asking for a friend.

 

[ijjysmith]

THEY’RE CYPRIOT FFS

JESUS CHRIST

 

[bnz]

Ancelotti is available. ..

 

[Donald Twain]

On my second Domestos tops now

Chin chin.

 

[matty1878]

Williams you big fat Meff your to slow

 

[Tubey]

What even is Sigurdsson?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Holgate didn't exactly cover himself in glory either

They're all bad as each other. If the bloody midfield and forwards kept hold of the ball we wouldn't be constantly tested at the back. Teams can just come forward against us with impunity because we offer nothing.