Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

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Everton are in talks to sign teenage Crystal Palace attacking midfielder Brandon Aveiro. Has 1 year left on his contract but has been told he can go. Also linked with Sporting Lisbon & West Ham. Fee required.
Could be the new Bolasie lids!
..........Lids.......?

Bran-don Bran-don Av-eir-o sits on the bench for me.

It’s on.
 
Just seen the reveal video

Night...

Three masked ninjas dressed in black abseil in to Goodison Park from the top of the Bullens Rd Stand.
They stand around in the spiderman stance for ten seconds before deciding the place is empty and spotting a ball that has been left behind. They run out onto the pitch and banging in physics defying worldies from extreme distances.

After a couple of minutes off such filth the ground reverberates to a slow hand clap coming from the Director's seating. A spotlight comes on to reveal Carlo in a big coat and wearing sunglasses. "Take them!" he says, and out of the darkness behind them step Brands wearing a Bowler hat, the Toffee Girl with a small knife protruding from the end of one of her shoes, and Big Dunc, who smiles revealing a set of shiny metal teeth.

They grab the three ninjas and pull their facemasks off to reveal Allen, Doucouré and Hammy Rods.

"You are mine now." Carlos grins, and starts to laugh menacingly.
 

Hope at least Allan & Rodriguez are signed today & training Monday. Doucoure would be a bonus, but those two & a fit Gomes give us a great chance of a good start at spurs.
 

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