Everton Transfer Thread - Summer 2020

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F.A.O Flight trackers:-

James was on a 7:30 am private jet yesterday from Stansted to JLA.

"As Rodriguez stepped onboard Everton owner Farhad Moshiri’s private jet"

This needs to be identified for future reference.

Edit:- Should of read on the article goes on to say it was the same plane Allan arrived on.
 

Just seen the reveal video.

Imagine:
Night

Wide zoom from Goodison while a French horn plays Grand Old Team, drone shot whizzes towards Everton Tower, Doucoure with a small glass of port, looking to the sky in the 3rd kit then he runs off.

Next shot: French horn continues as the camera flies to Stanley Park towards Anfield as the Samba drums begin to rumble, blue fireworks are shown, blue flare is lit and through the smoke, we see Allen in the Away kit, urinating on Shanks while swigging a Brahma and can of spray paint with a huge asterick on the floor, again he looks to the skies and he runs off.

Music stops as Doucoure and Allen arrive Bramley Moore, a single cone is there as the pyro hits, boom, flash and the intense sound of Grand Old Team kicks in.

Close up of Allen and Doucoure saying WTF!

Out of the Dock, rises a figure to blurry to make out, they walk forward and the camera focuses on the home kit with Everton badge, peeling slightly, it a slow pan up to a smile.

Allen and Doucoure are clearly aroused, run towards the mystery figure calling them over, they hug.

Drone shot, zoomed out around them showing more of Bramley Moore as the computer graphics show a full render of the stadium with the 3 in the middle of field still embracing, they stop hugging and James is revealed, home kit, number 10.

They look around the stadium as Carlo, Usmanov and Moshiri comes out of the tunnel and a tagline: THE GIANT RISES.
 
Just seen the reveal video.

Imagine:
Night

Wide zoom from Goodison while a French horn plays Grand Old Team, drone shot whizzes towards Everton Tower, Doucoure with a small glass of port, looking to the sky in the 3rd kit then he runs off.

Next shot: French horn continues as the camera flies to Stanley Park towards Anfield as the Samba drums begin to rumble, blue fireworks are shown, blue flare is lit and through the smoke, we see Allen in the Away kit, urinating on Shanks while swigging a Brahma and can of spray paint with a huge asterick on the floor, again he looks to the skies and he runs off.

Music stops as Doucoure and Allen arrive Bramley Moore, a single cone is there as the pyro hits, boom, flash and the intense sound of Grand Old Team kicks in.

Close up of Allen and Doucoure saying WTF!

Out of the Dock, rises a figure to blurry to make out, they walk forward and the camera focuses on the home kit with Everton badge, peeling slightly, it a slow pan up to a smile.

Allen and Doucoure are clearly aroused, run towards the mystery figure calling them over, they hug.

Drone shot, zoomed out around them showing more of Bramley Moore as the computer graphics show a full render of the stadium with the 3 in the middle of field still embracing, they stop hugging and James is revealed, home kit, number 10.

They look around the stadium as Carlo, Usmanov and Moshiri comes out of the tunnel and a tagline: THE GIANT RISES.
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Boys pen bills 75th birthday today innit - looks like Farhad is still a sentimental old fool, as he has obvs saved the announcements as some form of weird bday pressie for the biggest bluenose on the planet!

I'm extracting the urine, but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest!
 
F.A.O Flight trackers:-

James was on a 7:30 am private jet yesterday from Stansted to JLA.

"As Rodriguez stepped onboard Everton owner Farhad Moshiri’s private jet"

This needs to be identified for future reference.

Edit:- Should of read on the article goes on to say it was the same plane Allan arrived on.

If true, and albeit we do not know the call sign, but the aircraft type being E55P. There was also a return journey from JLA to Glasgow yesterday afternoon (stopped in Glasgow for maybe 30 mins).
 
Boys pen bills 75th birthday today innit - looks like Farhad is still a sentimental old fool, as he has obvs saved the announcements as some form of weird bday pressie for the biggest bluenose on the planet!

I'm extracting the urine, but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest!

Oh no, they are going to have them jumping out a cake like in Under Siege with Steven Segal
 

F.A.O Flight trackers:-

James was on a 7:30 am private jet yesterday from Stansted to JLA.

"As Rodriguez stepped onboard Everton owner Farhad Moshiri’s private jet"

This needs to be identified for future reference.

Edit:- Should of read on the article goes on to say it was the same plane Allan arrived on.
Don't worry about next time...I've got an idea...

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