Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[kithnou]

'Been told'

Yes I stopped reading there too...

 

[MACCA75]

We are a bit short defensively, two or three injuries there and I'd be worryingly looking over our shoulder in the table.

 

[kithnou]

We are a bit short defensively, two or three injuries there and I'd be worryingly looking over our shoulder in the table.

16 games left we are fine defensively.

 

[Darth Vader]

'Been told'

Phone call off someone

 

[Zatara]

Forget Yarmolenko. Theres absolutely no chance in hell. We will end up with kid from Fulham or something crap like that. We are a twitching roadkill but thats ok because we always act like gentlemen.

You mean Dembele? I wouldnt say he was "something crap", hes like another martial.

 

[Darth Vader]

debuchy?

Yer that's it

No idea what he's like but know we are looking as cover till the summer

 

[Darth Vader]

Yes I stopped reading there too...

I'm not to bothered if you think it's waffle mate

I told you lot on Monday afternoon Byram was going to West Ham, 24 hours before any news outlet broke the story

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Been told this morning he's now going to look at a loan to get cover for RB
That lad from Arsenal has been mentioned (can't spell his name)

'Been told' as in translated from a jarg Romanian Twitter account with three followers run by someone who aspires to Joey Barton's moustache?

 

[ijjysmith]

Phone call off someone

'Off someone...'

Who, Emporer Palpatine?

 

[Kurt.]

Been told this morning he's now going to look at a loan to get cover for RB

That lad from Arsenal has been mentioned (can't spell his name)

Gibbs ? (poetic licence on position for context of joke )

 

[Darth Vader]

'Off someone...'

Who, Emporer Palpatine?

I'll not bother posting anything else then regarding transfers

 

[mkrudden]

Come on chaps, half the fun of the Transfer Window thread is the rumours and paper talk.

Cut the lad some slack

 

[BlueToff]

I'll not bother posting anything else then regarding transfers

You've fallen into the trap...

 

[USABlue]

'Off someone...'

Who, Emporer Palpatine?

I just appreciate the reference. Yarm is going to kill the jedi

 

[ijjysmith]

I just appreciate the reference. Yarm is going to kill the jedi

I'd better not do any more Star Wars football things. I'm on thin ice on that road.

However, Yarmolenko to Arsenal. Makes all the sense in the world.