Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Seathestars]

I've had enough of our keepers crumbling.

With him in goal winning the prem will be a piece of cake.

 

[Moomin]

If hes so good how has trapp replaced him?

I've no idea what he's like, got told earlier we are after him.

 

[bluestevon]

Sirigu

Taps nose.

That the one who signed for Seville about two days ago mooms? Do psg realise they can't sell him twice?

 

[Moomin]

That the one who signed for Seville about two days ago mooms? Do psg realise they can't sell him twice?

Not been finalised apparently, we are trying to do an Arsenal and swoop in apparently.

 

[Dr Tobias]

I hope we still manage to sign some magic stars before the deadline so far we've fudged transfers up. With all these chocolate puns I dread to think how off topic we'll get.

 

[Ashtonian]

If hes so good how has trapp replaced him?

he is so good, but trapp is better?

 

[Angle c]

I am in a whole different Galaxy these days

Thought it was just another planet.... Maybe on Mars!

 

[Paul Dean]

The lack of activity is worrying

Its almost like we don't have anymore money to spend

 

[alpha1]

Whatever happens, Ron has got this, yeh?

What's the point in panicking, especially now?

That quote from Koeman reads like he is confident of bringing players in.
Hope so anyway!

 

[Ashtonian]

It must be a secret who we plan to buy with our bounty, and all we can do is listen to the whispers and hope that our smarties throw some wonkas at lion for a double decker announcement of Gazeell. We could always sign that freddo fella from derby with a head that looks like a wagon wheel.

But hopefuly we light the fuse over the weekend and pull out all the twix and make a trio signing that is out of this milky way because that would be a dream boost to the new season.

 

[Zatara]

he is so good, but trapp is better?

Hes uncapped...

 

[Ashtonian]

Hes uncapped...

which one?

 

[TheFinnFan]

That quote from Koeman reads like he is confident of bringing players in.
Hope so anyway!

Passive agressive smackdown, thats what it is!

*Hold on to your kecks*

 

[Zatara]

It must be a secret who we plan to buy with our bounty, and all we can do is listen to the whispers and hope that our smarties throw some wonkas at lion for a double decker announcement of Gazeell. We could always sign that freddo fella from derby with a head that looks like a wagon wheel.

But hopefuly we light the fuse over the weekend and pull out all the twix and make a trio signing that is out of this milky way because that would be a dream boost to the new season.

Youre as useful as a chocolate teapot

 

[Zatara]

which one?

Trapp