Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[bluestevon]

The ears on those dogs remind me of clare balding topless mate

 

[Bungle]

HA! he has a bone in his drink

Got my bone in your mums mouth neil haha I mean my penis obviously.

 

[Toast]

The ears on those dogs remind me of clare balding topless mate

Thanks for making me actually imagine that mate.

 

[Durham Toffee]

HA! he has a bone in his drink

That's what she said...

 

[Durham Toffee]

Got my bone in your mums mouth neil haha I mean my penis obviously.

Christ almighty.

 

[Sharpattack]

The ears on those dogs remind me of clare balding topless mate

Thanks a lot. Now I can't get that image out of my head

 

[Bungle]

The ears on those dogs remind me of clare balding topless mate

Tits like spaniels ears and I still love her, I'm glad I'm not as shallow as you Stevon.

 

[Toast]

Thanks a lot. Now I can't get that image out of my head

I imagined a piercing mate.. You ?

 

[Durham Toffee]

I imagined a piercing mate.. You ?

I imagine veins.

Lots of veins.

Maybe a stray hair or two.

Possibly a tattoo of a pitbull.

 

[Toast]

I imagine veins.

Lots of veins.

Maybe a stray hair or two.

Possibly a tattoo of a pitbull.

Throw in a few bite marks and your in The Grafton.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Throw in a few bite marks and your in The Grafton.

*shudders*

Remind me to avoid there on my next trip to Goodison...

 

[Toast]

*shudders*

Remind me to avoid there on my next trip to Goodison...

It's closed mate, I'm sure you have similar, surely worse up there like ?
Rough arl Geordie birds ?

 

[Toast]

Look Everton..

See what you've made us talk about in a transfer thread ??

FFS.

 

[Durham Toffee]

It's closed mate, I'm sure you have similar, surely worse up there like ?
Rough arl Geordie birds ?

Mate, you have to search to find a pub where they sell real ales and where the vast majority of the clientele either don't want to smash a bottle over your head, sell you a kilo or try to have your children...

 

[Goonymook]

is the transfer thread spose to make you this queasy yuck