Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[royalblue66]

Why now?

We will be broke mate

 

[orly]

Wayne Rooney

 

[Boss_Blue]

I think it's Robert Lewandowski.

I did say in mid-July we were targeting a player of extremely high stature.

May the transfer gods smite thee down and you dissolve into a puddle of frothing piss.

 

[Hellerad]

It's Purple Aki

 

[Bally8]

Its
Soon
Coming
On

*Orders in ale and takes a week off work*

It's happening lads

 

[Connor]

Its
Soon
Coming
On

 

[LostLegend]

Never change GOT

 

[jrj]

Id guess its Carvalho

 

[ijjysmith]

Calm

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Unless he's trolling with the "bigger name" thing, there's got to only be a small-ish pool of overseas players we'd realistically be in for on that basis?

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

This is the type of hopeless bombshell I've been waiting for

 

[mceverton]

Henning Lowbar

 

[Connor]

Clearly a phantom bid.

All fart, no poo. Just to say on Deadline Day 'We tried.'

Nothing will ever be the same though.

 

[DanEFC92]

Calm

Cor, imagine that.

 

[Steve0]

Gareth Bale!