Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[micknick]

Dont do it to yourself fella's

Martinez said Shania Twain was his no.1 target!
For me that says he isnt looking at anyone else ground breaking, even if his eyebrows did nudge to the left slightly when he spoke!
Lets all save ourself the fume on February the 3rd and save it all for when he starts Howard every game from now until the end of the season

Number one target in regards to getting it done early. He also goes on to say that squad will be defined by the final two weeks of the window.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Right so according to Google translate, he's coming here next week but only if we can shift Naismith & McGeady?

Right, I'm on board.

Choo choo, next stop fume-ville.

 

[bluestevon]

His contract expires in April? Mental

April is less than 3 months away mate if your gonna try to be smart

contract expires at the end of June so a bit over 5 not under like i said though

 

[mikewex]

IT'S ON LADS!! Martinez said he's up for a player of that caliber...

* Gets Yarms tattoo *

Well get it done professionally.

Usually a bad idea to self-Yarm.

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Утренняя бомба! На следующей неделе «Эвертон» подпишет Ярмоленко =

Morning bomb! Next week, " Everton " sign Yarmolenko...

for those who couldnt be assed to check it x

 

[Efcjake]

Didn't that twitter get exposed as fake last summer?

 

[bluestevon]

Didn't that twitter get exposed as fake last summer?

It is fake mate, Yarmolenko isn't on twitter - which just makes me want him even more lol

 

[Bobbys Shoe Polish]

Not bigging up chances of signing anyone here but...

his words were target number one.

If anything that implies that there is more than one target, and the first deal to be tied up was Tarashaj (yet i still cant spell dels name lol)

And a key bit of language used was, 'target number one, in terms of getting things done early'...... oooooooooooooooo

 

[Ashtonian]

Didn't that twitter get exposed as fake last summer?

haha no idea.

On my screen it was talking about making dreams come true if you get the chance.

 

[riddick]

If i learn ANYTHING from these dealings with Yarmolenko, its that Эвертон means Everton in Ukraine. I actually recognized that ffs.


GoT, what are you doing?!?!

 

[StuBarlow]

Well get it done professionally.

Usually a bad idea to self-Yarm.

haha!

 

[By god I'm blue]

Looking forward to lots of stories with us being referred to as the nut brittle's again or something

 

[TheFinnFan]

Утренняя бомба! На следующей неделе «Эвертон» подпишет Ярмоленко =

Morning bomb! Next week, " Everton " sign Yarmolenko...

for those who couldnt be assed to check it x

EBEPTOH


FFS

COULDNT MAKE THAT UP LOLOLL

 

[SerenityNigh]

If i learn ANYTHING from these dealings with Yarmolenko, its that Эвертон means Everton in Ukraine. I actually recognized that ffs.


GoT, what are you doing?!?!

Need @bluestevon to give us a translation guide. Not that I know the difference between Ruskie and Ukrainian, but here are my guesses

Ярмы or Ярмз = Yarmz?
шутз or подз = bantz?

Also, worth memorizing this: отримати Джо на!

 

[Pabbers]

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