Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[DualityNSNO]

You are one very fat man.

This made me laugh for some reason lol

 

[chicoazul]

BREAKING NEWS

Shut up trumpet

BREAKING NEWS

Flute.

 

[ilikecheese]

Flute.

Flutes are quite skinny mate.

 

[chicoazul]

BREAKING NEWS

Shut up trumpet

BREAKING NEWS

Double bass.

 

[Efcjake]

Why the hate towards @Neiziro ?

Have to say signing:

Williams
Gueye
Janusaj

Would be rather disappointing, none of them are top notch and surely we should be after FAR better players than we have to push 1st choices down to backup and backups then sold...

No hate bro, just a look back in memory lane.

 

[Efcjake]

After watching what I have of preseason I can't say I'm surprised we're looking to buy center mids.

 

[Efcjake]

How badly are people going to melt down if we sign Gueye and Williams because we failed to land Witsel and Koulibaly?

Last year we probably would have been sound with it as well.

 

[Connor]

How badly are people going to melt down if we sign Gueye and Williams because we failed to land Witsel and Koulibaly?

Last year we probably would have been sound with it as well.

Don't even think they're being bought in place of them but heads will roll either way.

A lot of people are demanding a big deal, two small ones isn't a bad way to move but it won't please everyone.

Which, to be fair, I don't think Koeman/Walsh are arsed about right now, more focused on fixing massive problems.

 

[Efcjake]

Don't even think they're being bought in place of them but heads will roll either way.

A lot of people are demanding a big deal, two small ones isn't a bad way to move but it won't please everyone.

Which, to be fair, I don't think Koeman/Walsh are arsed about right now, more focused on fixing massive problems.

I bet you if they come in first, and it is looking likely given how quiet the news from the other deals has gone, that will be the instant assumption and reaction. Cynicism is still rife.

 

[Connor]

I bet you if they come in first, and it is looking likely given how quiet the news from the other deals has gone, that will be the instant assumption and reaction. Cynicism is still rife.

Deffo, starting with Gueye later today.

 

[Goat]

Hello mate, can you update us on the goalkeeping situation.

Asmir.

 

[Connor]

Asmir.

Please find it in your heart to fix this.

 

[Efcjake]

Please find it in your heart to fix this.

I've read highly of Handanovic.

 

[Elong]

ahem. There's a better one out there we explicitly says we caught him in a web of lying about it not being him.

 

[Elong]

Come now hoppers and put your differences behind you. I'm sure you're all decent folk.

You've changed. This is outstanding.